Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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