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Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage.
Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer.
Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a computer instead.
During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an engagement ring.
Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she looked up and prompted: "Well, don't you have something to ask me?"
Dave then got down on bended knee.
"Honey," he said, "Will you buy me a new computer?"
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A: Your bad backlinks.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind.
Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data
Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.
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Where do you go if you become ‘at one’ with your computer?
Nerdvana.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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