Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.