Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.