Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.