Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!