Did you hear about the blonde who went to a library and checked out a book called How to Hug? She got it home and found it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia.
What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes? The back of her head.
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, “I'll take that bet!” Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend. I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
What job did the blonde have at the M&M factory? Proofreading.
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.
Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water? A: A blonde trying to burn it down
A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.