If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!