What’s the hardest thing about learning to ice skate? The ice.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
It's legal to earn money playing hockey Many people play hockey even after they're married The puck's always hard The protective equipment is reusable It lasts at least an hour A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon You always know how big the stick is You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding You can change players on the fly You don't have to be embarrassed if you don't get the puck up Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds Your parents cheer when you score Periods last only 20 minutes You're sure to get it at least twice a week You can tell your friends about it afterwards.
What did the trampolinist say? ‘Life has its ups and downs, but I always bounce back.’ Tennis
While giving a physical, a doctor notices that his patient’s shins are covered in dark, savage bruises. ‘Tell me,’ says the doctor. ‘Do you play hockey or soccer?’ ‘No,’ said the man. ‘But my wife and I play bridge.’
Two man playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them. One man said: "I'll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up." When he returned he said: "I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress." The second man said: "I'll walk up to them and hurry them up." He came back and said: "We both have the same problem.”
Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech? A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
Football match Romania – Russia. Romania wins and receives a telegram from Russia: “You’ve won! Stop. Congratulations! Stop. Oil! Stop. Gas! Stop...
An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging.
Twenty teams in the league and you are in the last place? Well, it could have been worse. How? There could have been more teams in the league!
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!