Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.