While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.