While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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