Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.