Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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