Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.