When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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