Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!