Joke #4293

Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.

Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"

Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.

Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.

Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.

Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.

Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."

Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.