When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.