When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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