Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.