Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.