Joke #4321

Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.

Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.

Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.

Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.

Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.

Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.

Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.

Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.

Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.