On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.