On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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