Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.