Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.