Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.