Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.