Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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