Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.