Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.