Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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