Joke #4366

Good: Your daughter has got a new job. Bad: As a call girl. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Very ugly: She makes more money than you.

Tow millipedes went for honey moon. The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"

You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

Good girls go to bed at 8 p.m., since they need to be home by 11 p.m.

The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stressed the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses would be accepted except illness or a death in the immediate family. A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?" The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.

A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs. When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble". When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.

So I was at the local corner store one night and bought a pack of condoms. I went up to pay for them and the store clerk said would you like a bag? I said No, she's not that ugly. Then the 3 ladies behind me started giggling and I said wait sir, you'd better make that 3 packs.

Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.