Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.