The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.