Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Chuck Norris did her.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn...
Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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