Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.