Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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