When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.