Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.