Joke #4413

Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.

Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.

Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.

Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.

Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.