Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
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