Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.