Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....