Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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