Do you know how to play gay poker?
Queens are wild and straights don’t count.
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Did you hear about the homosexual letter?
Only came in male boxes.
Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"
Six mates were seated at the bar, each trying to impress one another with the size of their dicks.
The bragging went on for almost an hour, and the bartender got tired of hearing about cocks, so he said, "Let's put an end to all this crap and find out who's lying and who isn't. Each of you whip out your dong and lay it on the bar."
All six of them did.
Just at that moment a faggot walked into the bar, and the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink.
The queer looked down the bar, and in a lisping voice, he said, "No thanks, I'll just have some of the buffet."
A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating.
The American husband asked, "how did you find out?"
The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."
Q: What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers?
A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!
What do you call a truck full of dildos?
Toys for Twats.
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Two firemen are butt fucking in a smoked filled room.
The fire chief walks in and says "what are you doing?"
Give this man mouth to mouth then one of the firemen says:
"I did how do you think all this shit got started..."
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar?
Mating call