Do you know how to play gay poker? Queens are wild and straights don’t count.
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.
One day a magical frog sees a bear chasing after a rabbit for dinner. In an attempt to bring peace to his magical forest, the frog hops up to the two and promises them 3 wishes each if they stop this violence. After both animals agreed, the frog chooses the bear to state his first wish, first. After thinking for a while, the bear says, "I wish for all the bears in this forest to be female except me." Next is the rabbit's turn, "I wish for a motorcycle helmet," he says. The bear laughed, what an idiotic wish to make he thought to himself. The bear then says, "I wish for all the bears in this country to be female except me." The rabbit next says, "I wish for a motorcycle that requires no gas." The bear, almost tearing from laughter, says, "You could have wished for money to get those two things!" He then proceeds to make his final wish, after thinking for a while, he says to the frog, "I wish for all the bears in the world to be female except for me!" He smiles smugly. The rabit then puts on his helmet, hops on his motorcycle, grins to the bear and says, "I wish for this bear to be gay."
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? A: "May I push in your stool?"
Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church? A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass
Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay? A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.