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Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo momma's so fat...
They mistake her for a country.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.