Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!