Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.