Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.