How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
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When it's on the train.
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Fred bear .
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A man is walking through a park when he steps in a pile of dog mess.
He pauses to wipe his shoe on the grass and sees another man step into the same pile.
‘I just did that,’ says the man, so the other man rubs his nose in it.
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?
Udder chaos.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
A creature that stinks to high heaven.
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
It got angry and bit at the champ!
Did you find my horse well behaved?
Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!