Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.