Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.