Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.