Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!