Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.