The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull." The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on. "If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick." The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?" The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows.
What's the difference between a tiger and a lion? A tiger has the mane part missing.
Q: What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? A: ‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser!
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an ‘A’ bra.