Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.