Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day.
What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
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Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father's Day.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
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Which is the most confusing day in America?
Father's day!
80% don't know whom to wish.
Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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By tradition, fathers wear a red flower on Father's Day, if their father is alive and a white flower if he's dead.
And if they have a nagging wife and a house full of screaming kids, they wear a pink flower - which means they are living but wish they were dead.
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Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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When two men have sex what position are they going to be in?
But what about when two dogs have sex?
That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex?
That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
What is the perfect Father's Day gift?
Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
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